Monday, July 5, 2010


Salvatore and I were each enjoying a bowl of Cookie Crisp cereal (the kind that look like mini chocolate chip cookies).  Yes, I still eat like a kid.  We were both almost done when I got up to go check on Valentina.  When I came back to the table and sat down, he was staring into his bowl and looking like he was gonna cry.  I asked him what was wrong...

Salvatore:  I can't finish my cereal, mommy.
Me:  Why not?  Are you full?
Salvatore:  No....(he is stirring and stirring his milk and cereal)
Me:  Why not?
Salvatore:  Because someone pooped in it, mommy.
Me: WHAT????
Salvatore:  Someone POOPED in my cereal, mommy.  Look!  I can't finish it when someone poops in it.  (He pushes the bowl away in despair).

I look in his bowl and some of the little chocolate chips from the cereal are floating around in his bowl.  He thought it was poop!  Hilarious...and so so gross! 


  1. oh, he just made my day!
    (and quite possibly made me not eat Cookie Crisp again!)

  2. That is the funniest thing I have heard in a while. Oh Salvatore...

  3. I had to make my brother read this, and I read it aloud to John. What a funny kid!

  4. He's a funny guy! i love poop stories! hahaha

  5. i wouldn't eat cereal with poop either! :)