Salvatore: I can't finish my cereal, mommy.
Me: Why not? Are you full?
Salvatore: No....(he is stirring and stirring his milk and cereal)
Me: Why not?
Salvatore: Because someone pooped in it, mommy.
Salvatore: Someone POOPED in my cereal, mommy. Look! I can't finish it when someone poops in it. (He pushes the bowl away in despair).
I look in his bowl and some of the little chocolate chips from the cereal are floating around in his bowl. He thought it was poop! Hilarious...and so so gross!