Friday, January 7, 2011

My "Other" Kids

Salvatore isn't the only one who cracks me up...many of my students do as well!  I have heard many funny stories, jokes, one-liners, come-backs, and comments from them over the years and I in turn share those with my family and friends.  Here are a few from this week:

Names shall remain anonymous to protect the innocent :)

Second grade girl:  Mrs. Licona, how old are you?
Me: How old do you think I am?
Girl:  Maybe about 55. Or 56.

Fifth grade boy:  Geez, Mrs. Licona, you are looking better than ever! (while sheepishly side-hugging me)

Third grade girl:  I think that ______ farted.  Really.
Me:  Well, it happens sometimes, so let's just ignore it and move on.
Girl:  I can't.  I think it blew a whole in your carpet.  And it stinks.

Good times.

P.S. Happy happy happy happy 3rd birthday to Molly!