Salvatore: (While watching a commercial with a pregnant woman in it) Mommy, how exactly did you get a baby inside your tummy?
Me: (Long sigh, eyes diverted, continuing to stare at T.V......)
Salvatore: I know how it happens.
Me: (OMG! This is the first of my "insert something that he picked up from the playground" here) Oh yeah?
Salvatore: Yeah. You must have swallowed a flower or something. Then the flower grows really big inside your belly and then you have a baby.
Me: (Just silent....staring at him. Thankful that it was not something awful that he heard from his friends at school...)
Salvatore: But everyone swallows a different flower. That's how come all babies look so different.