Tuesday, January 17, 2012

So, How Exactly Do Women Get Pregnant?

Salvatore: (While watching a commercial with a pregnant woman in it) Mommy, how exactly did you get a baby inside your tummy?

Me: (Long sigh, eyes diverted, continuing to stare at T.V......)

Salvatore: I know how it happens.

Me: (OMG! This is the first of my "insert something that he picked up from the playground" here) Oh yeah?

Salvatore: Yeah. You must have swallowed a flower or something. Then the flower grows really big inside your belly and then you have a baby.

Me: (Just silent....staring at him. Thankful that it was not something awful that he heard from his friends at school...)

Salvatore: But everyone swallows a different flower. That's how come all babies look so different.

1 comment:

  1. SUPER SWEET. i love his innocence and the fact that he recognizes that each baby is different. if only everyone else would see the world through salvatore's wise eyes. :)