UPS

We were eating lunch and the doorbell rang, it was our regular UPS guy delivering a package for my dad.  While I signed for it, the guy asked for my dad and for Salvatore, so I opened the door wider so he could say "Hello" because they were seated at the table.  They exchanged "Hellos" and we made chit chat about getting a job at UPS.  When he left, I shut the door and asked my dad what his name was.  My dad said that he couldn't remember the guy's name, but Salvatore had the answer.  "His name is U-P-S, mommy, UPS!"